Wikipedia’s jumped the shark with these articles:

Grimace.

Mayor McCheese.

Birdie the Early Bird.

And the worst of the bunch, Old Uncle O’Grimacey

Someone broke into a McDonalds, cooked some burgers, and left.

Dirty Hamburglar strikes again!

The Baseline Killer has been linked to two more armed robberies bringing the total number of attacks to 23.

The Baseline Killer has murdered eight people since summer 2005.

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Police are urging women in Ahwatukee Foothills to not walk or jog alone, citing a string of brazen sexual attacks this year in the area.

A man has been grabbing women from behind, assaulting and sexually abusing them since December 2005. The attacks have occurred in public places, including parks and golf courses, police said.

Authorities warn residents to take precautions to be safe when they go out.

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A 31-year-old man was shot and wounded Tuesday by two men as he sat in a vehicle outside a west Phoenix convenience store, police said.

Ruben Perez was struck in the back and wrist. He was taken to St. Joseph’s Hospital and Medical Center and was reported to be in stable condition, officers said.

The shooting took place about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday while Perez was seated in a car that was parked at the Circle K, 3455 W. McDowell Road, said Detective Stacie Derge, a Phoenix police spokeswoman.

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