[11:01] Mt: this burbon IS good.
[11:01] Volt: Lol
[11:02] Mt: when trees attack
[11:02] Mt: Death by Tree
[11:03] Mt: lol
[11:04] Mt: that is a shitty way to die
[11:04] Volt: a 2 ft long model 432432 chain saw to cut down a dead 44-foot tall tree with a circumference of 5 feet weighing more than 4322 pounds at 1:30 pm office 34 said.
[11:04] Volt: Yeah.
[11:05] Mt: did you ever see the movie, the adventures of nattie Gan?
[11:05] Volt: No - heard about it.
[11:05] Mt: had john cusak in it
[11:05] Mt: 80’s movie I think
[11:06] Volt: Absolute worst way to die:

[11:06] Volt: Whichever way Carrot Top dies
[11:06] Mt: lol
[11:06] Volt: Or
[11:06] Volt: Getting your head cut off by a Hall of Fame running back
[11:07] Mt: Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a B-52.
coolest way to die
[11:07] Volt: That’s the best!
[11:07] Volt: With a cowboy hat.
[11:07] Mt: I’ll put you in a picture with two tigers and Gary Busey riding a fucking unicorn

[11:08] Volt: wtf
[11:08] Mt: gary busey makes me laugh
[11:08] Volt: lmao
[11:08] Volt: just saying his name
[11:10] Volt: “A baby can drown in a teaspoon of water.” I am certain you have heard this little bit of home-spun wisdom countless times. But can you imagine being that baby? A teaspoon of water!? How embarrassing. That’s such a small of amount of water. Just roll over, stupid baby.

[11:10] Mt: lmfao
[11:11] Volt: hahahah wtf. cry.

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