Two men were shot and killed at this Peoria Walmart :Walmart Double Homicide Location.

More from the AZRepublic on the shooting: Killed at Walmart

Not the first Walmart shooting apparently. People getting shot at Walmart not unheard of.

Here’s some shopping pages for those interested in buying a gun at Walmart: Get yer guns Cooter.

Worker falls to his death:
Phoenix Civic Center Trauman

Here’s an article about a group of conservatives protesting against Cindy Sheenan’s protest of the war against Iraqis:

Lay down the anger

A quote - “It’s time to lay down the anger. We need to continue to uphold those people over there, to uphold those men and women with their boots on the ground,” said Deborah Johns of the Northern California Marine Moms, who helped organize the caravan, which is sponsored by Move America Forward, a Bay Area-based group”

Take a look at actual plane routes animated over a 24 our period over the continental United States:
Air Travel Animation

The Aristocrats is an old inside joke among comedians. I’ve only heard a few and none of them were that funny but I’m sure it depends on the teller.

Every telling of the joke begins and ends the same. Here’s a few examples and a Wikipedia Aristocrats Definition.

AMC theaters have decided not show the new Aristocrats Movie

Some more examples: Aristocrat Jokes